Maddenese

Maddenese or Maddens is an informal invented dialect built off of one letter that was only discovered of John Madden's ancient language while Scholars were decoding the Celestial Sacred Scriptures. No one knows John Madden's language nor how to even speak it. Scholars may theorize that the language itself is impossible to verbalize for only John Madden himself has been recorded in the Celestial Sacred Scriptures to only say vowels. Only Spaceman Steve who was brave enough in recorded history was able to take the summer class on Maddenese (which was taught by our first and only president Nat King Cole). For it is said no mortal can survive taking the class for they will be exposed to having a MASSIVE IQ Overflow which would fatally turn into an IIQ Overflow. Spaceman Steve is no mere mortal nor is he even on this plane of existence.